Plot (rough)

-Suburban home. Night.
-Parents are asleep in bed.
-Shot of kitchen.
-The sound of Pumpernickel running down the stairs.
-Hits the archway of the door.
-Runs over to his dish bowl, happily.
-Stops smiling, seeing that there's only a few pieces of puppy chow left.
-Instantly forgets and goes back to being insanely happy.
-Slams face into the dog bowl.
-Freeze frame – title appears on pumpernickel's bowl. 5 sec.
Drags the bowl around the floor.
Hears a crash, ears perk up
-Cut to onion loosing the bolts from the window, and throws his axe on the ground,
grabs it, and picks it up.
-Looks pretty sinister, hears panting and panics
-Cut to Pumpernickel lying on the ground on his back with legs stretched out (“rub my tummy” pose).
-Onion walks over to Pumpernickel, lifting his axe in a readying position.
-Onion tries to land a blow, but Pumpernickel rolls over in the nick of time.
-He attempts this two more times, faster each time.
-Onion lifts the axe if a readying position again, but this time he applies too much force and it is hurled backwards.
-Onion turns around, to try and retrieve his weapon but is stops.
-He looks down
-Pumpernickel is attached to his leg, barking playfully.
-Onion tries to shake him off. No use. Conveniently, he moves ever closer to the stair case.
-Onion lifts up one of his legs and pushes it into Pumpernickel's face.
-Pump's face absorbs the foot almost entirely. Squeaky toy sound.
-Onion breaks free and stabilizes himself, only to have Pumpernickel push him over the edge.
-Onion tumbles down the wooden stairs, breaking bones and other horrible things
-With Pumpernickel chasing after him.
-By the time Onion has reached the bottom, he's broken his neck.
-Pumpernickel jumps on Onion's stomach, panting and drooling.
-Maybe run off screen to grab a ball
-Onion is convoulsing and Pumpernickel interprets that as an opportunity to be petted.
-Family wakes up.